Category: Bachelor Behavior

The Masculinist: A Man’s Guide to Survival in the Post-Feminist Century

The Masculinist: A Man’s Guide to Survival in the Post-Feminist Century

| July 31, 2014 | 0 Comments

If you want to see how far woman have come in your lifetime, just watch any episode of “Mad Men,” where they were encouraged to “show a little more leg” if they wanted to catch a husband from the pool of available chain-smoking alcoholic men intent on getting them into the supply closet for a good old-fashioned American groping.

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The Surrogate

The Surrogate

| July 17, 2014 | 0 Comments

It was a quiet Sunday afternoon at the Mount Adams pool in June when I realized my mistake. A petite Asian lady in a blue bikini was handing me her phone number when her eyes suddenly lost their gleam.

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The Man Date

The Man Date

| May 29, 2014 | 0 Comments

Sitting at Basa, watching the little jalapeno float gracefully in my highball glass, I started to get nervous.

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Happy Anniversary To Me

Happy Anniversary To Me

| February 13, 2014 | 0 Comments

It was Valentine’s Day, 2011. I had just moved back to Louisville from northern California. I was alone in a city that was once my hometown, but had metamorphosed into something entirely different.

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What Men Want

What Men Want

| January 30, 2014 | 0 Comments

What do men want?

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Re-Branding the Bachelor

Re-Branding the Bachelor

| January 22, 2014 | 0 Comments

2014 is The Year of The Bachelor.

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A Bachelor’s Guide to Christmas

A Bachelor’s Guide to Christmas

| December 19, 2013 | 0 Comments

Several years ago, on Christmas Day, my father woke me from my post-Christmas nap to go visit a relative.

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Ten Thousand Thanksgivings

Ten Thousand Thanksgivings

| November 27, 2013 | 0 Comments

If Halloween is the bachelor’s dream holiday, then Thanksgiving is most certainly its anathema.

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The Loebner Prize

The Loebner Prize

| October 31, 2013 | 0 Comments

In 1950 Alan Turing devised a test that could determine whether a machine could convince you that it was also a human being.

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A Halloween Carol

A Halloween Carol

| October 17, 2013 | 0 Comments

By R. CHASE Bachelor Behavior The music pumps and thuds, electric disco lights flash across the dance club. Snow White is wearing thigh-high stockings with little garter belts attached to her corset. Little Bo Peep, have you lost your sheep? Perhaps they’re with the rest of your outfit, which must have been stolen somewhere along [...]

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