Category: Bachelor Behavior

5 Weird Tricks Not To Be A Creepster

5 Weird Tricks Not To Be A Creepster

| October 30, 2014 | 0 Comments

When a girl from North Bend, Ohio, kisses you after you eat (slightly) raw octopus, you know she’s a keeper.

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Good Will Cougar Hunting Part 2: Platinum Personality Disorder

Good Will Cougar Hunting Part 2: Platinum Personality Disorder

| October 16, 2014 | 0 Comments

I was reading a book, in my underwear when my neighbor Sven called.

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Good Will Cougar Hunting Part 1: Stalking the Stalker

Good Will Cougar Hunting Part 1: Stalking the Stalker

| September 25, 2014 | 0 Comments

I have a friend named A.J. who, despite his impoverished state, would put on a sport coat and go to Jeff Ruby’s on Saturday night.

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The Wedding

The Wedding

| August 7, 2014 | 0 Comments

My neighbor Sven recently asked me what it was like to be married.

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The Masculinist: A Man’s Guide to Survival in the Post-Feminist Century

The Masculinist: A Man’s Guide to Survival in the Post-Feminist Century

| July 31, 2014 | 0 Comments

If you want to see how far woman have come in your lifetime, just watch any episode of “Mad Men,” where they were encouraged to “show a little more leg” if they wanted to catch a husband from the pool of available chain-smoking alcoholic men intent on getting them into the supply closet for a good old-fashioned American groping.

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The Surrogate

The Surrogate

| July 17, 2014 | 0 Comments

It was a quiet Sunday afternoon at the Mount Adams pool in June when I realized my mistake. A petite Asian lady in a blue bikini was handing me her phone number when her eyes suddenly lost their gleam.

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The Man Date

The Man Date

| May 29, 2014 | 0 Comments

Sitting at Basa, watching the little jalapeno float gracefully in my highball glass, I started to get nervous.

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Happy Anniversary To Me

Happy Anniversary To Me

| February 13, 2014 | 0 Comments

It was Valentine’s Day, 2011. I had just moved back to Louisville from northern California. I was alone in a city that was once my hometown, but had metamorphosed into something entirely different.

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What Men Want

What Men Want

| January 30, 2014 | 0 Comments

What do men want?

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Re-Branding the Bachelor

Re-Branding the Bachelor

| January 22, 2014 | 0 Comments

2014 is The Year of The Bachelor.

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