Category: Bachelor Behavior

Mobile Thanksgiving

Mobile Thanksgiving

| November 26, 2014 | 0 Comments

Thanksgiving is not a sexy holiday.

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Strategery

Strategery

| November 13, 2014 | 0 Comments

Miyamoto Musashi, the great sword duelist from Edo period Japan, once said that he won the first half of his duels with technique, but the second half purely with strategy.

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5 Weird Tricks Not To Be A Creepster

5 Weird Tricks Not To Be A Creepster

| October 30, 2014 | 0 Comments

When a girl from North Bend, Ohio, kisses you after you eat (slightly) raw octopus, you know she’s a keeper.

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Good Will Cougar Hunting Part 2: Platinum Personality Disorder

Good Will Cougar Hunting Part 2: Platinum Personality Disorder

| October 16, 2014 | 0 Comments

I was reading a book, in my underwear when my neighbor Sven called.

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Good Will Cougar Hunting Part 1: Stalking the Stalker

Good Will Cougar Hunting Part 1: Stalking the Stalker

| September 25, 2014 | 0 Comments

I have a friend named A.J. who, despite his impoverished state, would put on a sport coat and go to Jeff Ruby’s on Saturday night.

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The Wedding

The Wedding

| August 7, 2014 | 0 Comments

My neighbor Sven recently asked me what it was like to be married.

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The Masculinist: A Man’s Guide to Survival in the Post-Feminist Century

The Masculinist: A Man’s Guide to Survival in the Post-Feminist Century

| July 31, 2014 | 0 Comments

If you want to see how far woman have come in your lifetime, just watch any episode of “Mad Men,” where they were encouraged to “show a little more leg” if they wanted to catch a husband from the pool of available chain-smoking alcoholic men intent on getting them into the supply closet for a good old-fashioned American groping.

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The Surrogate

The Surrogate

| July 17, 2014 | 0 Comments

It was a quiet Sunday afternoon at the Mount Adams pool in June when I realized my mistake. A petite Asian lady in a blue bikini was handing me her phone number when her eyes suddenly lost their gleam.

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The Man Date

The Man Date

| May 29, 2014 | 0 Comments

Sitting at Basa, watching the little jalapeno float gracefully in my highball glass, I started to get nervous.

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Happy Anniversary To Me

Happy Anniversary To Me

| February 13, 2014 | 0 Comments

It was Valentine’s Day, 2011. I had just moved back to Louisville from northern California. I was alone in a city that was once my hometown, but had metamorphosed into something entirely different.

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