Comments on: Have you been JACK’ed UP lately???

By: TOMMY B

TOMMY B — Tue, 31 May 2011 17:22:04 +0000

Hey hey, T-e-double-r-a J!
I might see ya at BoomBozz later on today!
I’ll bring a couple homebrews too, okay?
Freshly bottled so don’t refrigerate yet, eh?
Or they might not get carbonated which’ll bring dismay…
They should be ready after a week or so delay.
Nut Brown Ale and Dortmunder are the names they’d say.
But they aren’t alive and don’t know human anyway.
Hey hey, Terra J!

By: Tommy B

Tommy B — Tue, 24 May 2011 06:05:51 +0000

Sobriety…
Would cause me insanity
Plus layoffs at the local beer dispensaries
My drinking is vital to the economy!
And unemployed libation distributors are depressing to see
Totally!
That is the reason I flee
From sobriety.

By: Tommy B

Tommy B — Mon, 23 May 2011 22:41:37 +0000

Sobriety…
It just ain’t for me.
In fact, just look and you will see
I’m often drinking greedily…
Especially
When the beers are cheap or better, free.
I REALLY like those who provide for me
A lack of sobriety!

By: Tommy B!

Tommy B! — Sun, 22 May 2011 17:11:37 +0000

Hey hey, T-e-double-r-a!
I finally brewed Dortmunder today.
Best beer I’ve drank—my opinion is swayed.
It’s the best homebrew in the Milky Way!
It should be ready in 2 weeks or so I’d say.
I’ll get ya a bottle or 2 without delay.
You won’t be disappointed or have dismay.
You won’t be arrested by the DEA.
Away from Imperial Blonde Ale you may even stray.
Hey hey, Terra J!

By: Tommy B

Tommy B — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 02:12:53 +0000

OMG!
munich helles quite tasty!
at least it’s bodacious to me
it might be my favorite, mebbe you’ll agree