Gold stars
Okay— been cleaning/going through old files/folders, and just wanted to share something I found…..just WISH I found the photo, that went with…..
—I wrote this as a ROAST for my mother’s retirement, party—, , We got her up in front of the entire group and read this, poem and presented her with a HUGE glitter GOLD STAR (like a badge) and those, HUGE HUGE HUGE gold ‘super star’ sun glasses…… HILARIOUS!!!!….to, say the least….
Here’s to our, Mother
Here’s to your, friend
Here’s to the, co-worker
Who’s now a “˜has, been’
You work half your, life
And just dream of, when
You can relax on the, beach
Or hang out with your, kin
You work SunUp to, SunSet
“¦”¦”¦two days a, week
Oh, how you’ve, suffered
You look so worn, Soooo, meek
Now, Mother”¦..
On a more serious, note
You’ve raised two, wonderful daughters
Not that we mean to, gloat
We love you so, much!!
To call you “Mom” is a, credit
For the Love, Wisdom, Fun,, Guidance,
Discipline, Smile, Hugs,, Laughter”¦We will always be indebted
For you being, YOU
And YOU being all that you, are
We’d be, honored
If you wear this GOLD, star
Don’t look so, worried
Soooo like a lost, Pup
We always, heard
“It’s NOT braggin””if you, can back it UP”
Before we TOAST to this, small roast
We brought the picture, taker,
And some GREAT, glasses
Now up all, cups
Before she kicks our, asses!!!
My mom is somewhat a shy person—so I’m really not, sure where I get my “show boatin’ –mom likes to call it ‘show, goatin’…WHATEVER!, , SHE ABOUT DIED AND TURNED FOUR SHADES OF, RED., And YES…I did say ‘asses’ in front of me mum……giggles and, much love……
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hey Wyld Chyld! i tasted the russian imperial stout & vienna lager last night… mmmm! tasty! you’ll hafta let me know when you want me to meet you at brick house. also, i have brewing currently munich helles & german altbier.
“beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” –Ben Franklin
“People who drink light “beer” don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.” – Capital Brewery, Middleton, W
“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.”
It’s never quite the same when you’re sober, is it?~ Al Bundy
Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain; With grammar, and nonsense, and learning; Good liquor, I stoutly maintain; Gives genius a better discerning. Oliver Goldsmith
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” – Dave Barry.
“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.” – Dave Barry.
Wyld Chyld!
some pranks for you on April fools day!
http://lifehacker.com/#!5787702/celebrate-april-fools-day-with-these-harmless-geek-pranks
hey hey! Terra J!
Are ya going to Brick House today?
i’d liketa give ya beverages a.k.a.
homebrews to make feel okay.
you’ll feel your driving skills slip away
they may cause you to stumble & sway
hey hey! Terra J!
Hey hey! Terra J!
Were you heading west on 64 Saturday?
About 1235 PM, I’d hafta say…
The weather was mighty rainy that day
This car turned off toward 264 east highway
Please check that all your tail lights are okay
Lest a police stop and fine bring dismay
Hey hey! Terra J!
That car followed awfully close as it conveyed
Safety rules weren’t being obeyed
A rear end collision would shut down the highway
Higher insurance rates you would pay
More important, you being injured would bring ALL dismay
You’re a kewl chick, brightening everyone’s day!
Wyld Chyld! here’s a beer thing for ya!
http://beer.about.com/
Hey hey, Terra J!
I hope your blues are going away…
I certainly don’t want them to stay!
Cuz your smile and laugh make my day
Hey hey, Terra J!
Hey hey, Terra J!
Please try to keep those blues at bay
I like your happy Terra J way
I never want them to decay!
Hey hey, Terra J!
Maybe an adult beverage would help your mood sway!
Gasoline prices are a risin’
Faster’n my salary…
Might hafta give up beer,
Er not drink so thirstily.
Yep, times are tough
The economic weather’s rough
An’ I ain’t paid enough
I should prolly be more gruff
An’ storm out in a huff
But happiness is my makeup’s stuff
Hey hey, Terra J!
Thanks for improving my Easter Sunday!
Your smile and laugh turn skies blue from gray…
Dinner was good and your family was kewl (way!)
And the beers made me feel okay!
Til the next day…
Hey hey, Terra J!
If ya cross the road in the middle of the street,
You had better be fast on your feet!
If hit by a vehicle, you’ll be dead meat
A buzzard’s roadkill treat!
For the cars aren’t gonna slow down or retreat…